06-08-2006, 11:47 AM
1) State your name and any titles that you have earned, through service to the Horde in battle or otherwise
I hate to make an egregious error by correcting the esteemed leaders of THE Ironsong Tribe, but I am hardly a peon. Why, I have preformed miracles so fantastic as to disgrââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦.I mean grace the presence of the noble Chief Bloodhoof, and why even theââ¬Â¦hold your gasps, mighty Thrall himself! I even am the proud owner of an authentic, one-of-a-kind limited edition autographed leather bracer worn by Thrall himself when HE was just a peon. He gave it to me personally. Hard to imagine, isnââ¬â¢t it?
However, I have the proof right here in my [Enormous Travellerââ¬â¢s Suitcase]. For a modest commission, it could be yours! Oh, Iââ¬â¢m sorry, perhaps I should introduce myself first. Iââ¬â¢m sure youââ¬â¢ve heard of me, but protocol dictates that I introduce myself properly. Poindexter Bartimus Finkleheimer the Third at your service. Also known as The Amazing Poindexter, Poindexter the Magnificent, Poindexter the Exhaulted, The Fabulous Poindexter, Poindexter Esquire Petunia Pants, Poindexter the Amazing, or just Dexter. My name is known widely in many circlââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦you donââ¬â¢t interact with any humans, do you? No, of course not.
Now about that bracer, Iââ¬â¢m sure I have it here somewhereââ¬Â¦
2) List your vocation, be it Mage, Hunter, or any other.
Miracle Worker
3) Please introduce yourself to us, as much of your personal history as you feel comfortable sharing at this time.
Itââ¬â¢s rather strange to be dead and still be scarââ¬Â¦. Errr, wait, Iââ¬â¢m not exactly scared of death. You see, really you should pick up a copy of my latest book, [The Undeadââ¬â¢s Guide to Being the Afterlife of the Party].
(Now, if only I could find a publisher.) Hey, have any of you taken up publishing as a profession? Well, letââ¬â¢s talk about that a little later.
Anyway, Iââ¬â¢m tired of all the whining and moaning that goes on amongst the undead circles and itââ¬â¢s my goal to take advantageââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦to rectify the somber dispositions of my compatriots. After all, whatââ¬â¢s wrong with being dead? Being undead, as it were, is practically like being in heaven; in fact, itââ¬â¢s better than being in heaven! Where else could I possibly find a completely untapped market to exploitââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦explore? Not to mention, one that hasnââ¬â¢t even heard of me... uhhhââ¬Â¦I mean in regard to my miracles. In fact, the whole Horde is in dire need of my services as a miracle worker.
Why, just the other day I was running around the Barrens. You wouldnââ¬â¢t believe what these people need help with. Fix this, get that, do away with this, do away with that. Why, a few bribââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦brave miracles later, and here I am. Perhaps you heard of my most recent miracle? The good people of Feralas hadnââ¬â¢t seen a drop of rain in over a year and half. It was the most miserable drought. So miserable in fact that they had to call upon the services of the greatest miracle worker in all of Azeroth.
When she wasnââ¬â¢t available, they called upon me, naturally. The rest is miracle history as they say.
4) Tell us about any professions you have taken up, such as Tailoring or First Aid.
This is the perfect segue question into my new business venture. It is my professional responsibility, no, duty to bring useful items and goods to the good people (and bad people for that matter) of the Horde. Since I donââ¬â¢t sleep anymore (another benefit of being dead), Poindexterââ¬â¢s Magical Emporium is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekââ¬Â¦and holidays too! Why, weââ¬â¢ve got the most impressive collection of rare goods and services in all of Azeroth. And, we donââ¬â¢t ask any questions, as long as your heart is in the right place. (My pocketbook.)
5) What are the Clans, Tribes, or Guilds that you have been a part of in the past, if any?
I used to be in this group of money-pinching misers by the name of Moon Ascendant. Oh no, they didnââ¬â¢t run me out of their organization. I donââ¬â¢t know what youââ¬â¢ve heard, but Iââ¬â¢m sure itââ¬â¢s not true. Iââ¬â¢m, uhhh, perfectly well respected amongst their ranks, and Iââ¬â¢ll, uhhh, get that loan back to them precisely when our legal contract states: ââ¬ÅSuch and such, so on and so forth, Poindexter Bartimus Finkleheimer the Third agrees to return borrowed funds upon which time Molten Core freezes over, or upon his second death.ââ¬
I hate to make an egregious error by correcting the esteemed leaders of THE Ironsong Tribe, but I am hardly a peon. Why, I have preformed miracles so fantastic as to disgrââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦.I mean grace the presence of the noble Chief Bloodhoof, and why even theââ¬Â¦hold your gasps, mighty Thrall himself! I even am the proud owner of an authentic, one-of-a-kind limited edition autographed leather bracer worn by Thrall himself when HE was just a peon. He gave it to me personally. Hard to imagine, isnââ¬â¢t it?
However, I have the proof right here in my [Enormous Travellerââ¬â¢s Suitcase]. For a modest commission, it could be yours! Oh, Iââ¬â¢m sorry, perhaps I should introduce myself first. Iââ¬â¢m sure youââ¬â¢ve heard of me, but protocol dictates that I introduce myself properly. Poindexter Bartimus Finkleheimer the Third at your service. Also known as The Amazing Poindexter, Poindexter the Magnificent, Poindexter the Exhaulted, The Fabulous Poindexter, Poindexter Esquire Petunia Pants, Poindexter the Amazing, or just Dexter. My name is known widely in many circlââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦you donââ¬â¢t interact with any humans, do you? No, of course not.
Now about that bracer, Iââ¬â¢m sure I have it here somewhereââ¬Â¦
2) List your vocation, be it Mage, Hunter, or any other.
Miracle Worker
3) Please introduce yourself to us, as much of your personal history as you feel comfortable sharing at this time.
Itââ¬â¢s rather strange to be dead and still be scarââ¬Â¦. Errr, wait, Iââ¬â¢m not exactly scared of death. You see, really you should pick up a copy of my latest book, [The Undeadââ¬â¢s Guide to Being the Afterlife of the Party].
(Now, if only I could find a publisher.) Hey, have any of you taken up publishing as a profession? Well, letââ¬â¢s talk about that a little later.
Anyway, Iââ¬â¢m tired of all the whining and moaning that goes on amongst the undead circles and itââ¬â¢s my goal to take advantageââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦to rectify the somber dispositions of my compatriots. After all, whatââ¬â¢s wrong with being dead? Being undead, as it were, is practically like being in heaven; in fact, itââ¬â¢s better than being in heaven! Where else could I possibly find a completely untapped market to exploitââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦explore? Not to mention, one that hasnââ¬â¢t even heard of me... uhhhââ¬Â¦I mean in regard to my miracles. In fact, the whole Horde is in dire need of my services as a miracle worker.
Why, just the other day I was running around the Barrens. You wouldnââ¬â¢t believe what these people need help with. Fix this, get that, do away with this, do away with that. Why, a few bribââ¬Â¦errrââ¬Â¦brave miracles later, and here I am. Perhaps you heard of my most recent miracle? The good people of Feralas hadnââ¬â¢t seen a drop of rain in over a year and half. It was the most miserable drought. So miserable in fact that they had to call upon the services of the greatest miracle worker in all of Azeroth.
When she wasnââ¬â¢t available, they called upon me, naturally. The rest is miracle history as they say.
4) Tell us about any professions you have taken up, such as Tailoring or First Aid.
This is the perfect segue question into my new business venture. It is my professional responsibility, no, duty to bring useful items and goods to the good people (and bad people for that matter) of the Horde. Since I donââ¬â¢t sleep anymore (another benefit of being dead), Poindexterââ¬â¢s Magical Emporium is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekââ¬Â¦and holidays too! Why, weââ¬â¢ve got the most impressive collection of rare goods and services in all of Azeroth. And, we donââ¬â¢t ask any questions, as long as your heart is in the right place. (My pocketbook.)
5) What are the Clans, Tribes, or Guilds that you have been a part of in the past, if any?
I used to be in this group of money-pinching misers by the name of Moon Ascendant. Oh no, they didnââ¬â¢t run me out of their organization. I donââ¬â¢t know what youââ¬â¢ve heard, but Iââ¬â¢m sure itââ¬â¢s not true. Iââ¬â¢m, uhhh, perfectly well respected amongst their ranks, and Iââ¬â¢ll, uhhh, get that loan back to them precisely when our legal contract states: ââ¬ÅSuch and such, so on and so forth, Poindexter Bartimus Finkleheimer the Third agrees to return borrowed funds upon which time Molten Core freezes over, or upon his second death.ââ¬