The Ironsong Tribe

To the tune of 'Big rock candy mountain'

In the Black Rock Candy Mountain
There's a raid that's full of fright,
Where the gear drops from the monsters,
And you sleep with fear at night.
Where the fish feasts are all empty
And the fire burns ev'ry day
Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

Oh, the gnawin'€™ of the worm in the lava streams
'Round the molten candy fountain,
Where the dragon sings and the night elf screams
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Black Rock Candy Mountain
You never change your socks
And little streams of "€œlemonade"
Come a-tricklin' down the rocks.
The golems there aren'€™t friendly,
And their defenses are all tight
There's Arcanotron, Electron, Magmatron and Toxitron, too;
You can go '€˜round the Overlook in a big ol'€™ group
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

Oh, the gnawin’ of the worm in the lava streams
'Round the molten candy fountain,
Where the dragon sings and the human screams
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Black Rock Candy Mountain
You'll wish you stayed at home
When you face Chimaeron
Who has eaten lots of gnomes;
And then there's Atramedes,
Who cannot see a thing;
He hears everything you do, and will turn you to goo;
And Maloriak's stew is just waiting for you
In the Black Rock Candy Mountains.

Oh, the gnawin' of the worm in the lava streams
'Round the molten candy fountain,
Where the dragon sings and the Draenei screams
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

In the Black Rock Candy Mountain
There Nefarion'€™s playing host.
With licorice scales and polished nails
You'll most likely become a ghost.
And your flasks are now all empty,
And there's no meat for the dragon feast.
Oh, And Onyxia'€™s back to cut ya no slack,
And more than just that, there are adds there to hack
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

Oh, the gnawin' of the worm in the lava streams
'Round the molten candy fountains,
Where the dragon sings and the Dwarves all scream
In the Black Rock Candy Mountain.

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The Big Rock Candy Mountain
Hobo Ballad
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown