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Time to write an Ironsong Limerick!

As a Bard it is sometimes my job to entertain as well as inspire the tribe to creative endeavors. The war is taking it's toll and so we must find amusement wherever we can. So you can help entertain your tribemates by writing a limerick for your tribe!

Pick a member or something in our world to write about.
I will try to come up with a little prize for the winner but its ok to do it just for fun!
Enter as many as you like.

Let's see who can be the most clever :-)

Now..get out your pens and parchments and get started!


Wikipedia - How To Write a Limerick
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by Edward Lear

There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
Sing True Ironsong!
There once was a troll name of Sreng
who fired his gun with a "ping!"
The Dragon it fell
and Sreng rolled pretty well
now he sports some incredible bling!
Sing True Ironsong!
Now Sreng loves the ladies they say
and he flirts with them every day
but one day he did flirt
with a dwarf in a skirt
and found out it was a kilt the hard way
Sing True Ironsong!
There once was a bull from Mulgore
Who chased girls across Kalimdor
"But where is your udder?"
he said with a shudder
And war-stomped the elf to the floor.
When Sreng looked at the night elf he felt
A stirring below his belt
She shifted her form
And kept him quite warm
Until he skinned off her pelt

(what can I say, elves make good subjects for limericks!)
^_^ Limericks are fun.

Umu is a happy soul, Alliance he loves to smash.
Out on the battlefield he brings his mace down with a crash.
As he fights the ground does shake,
The Alliance flee and their bones quake.
“Run!” they cry as Umu comes to smash.


Strider stew, kodo roasts, even berry pie
All sorts of goodies you can cook if you try.
Fresh wolf steaks and fishy soup is always good
Stir the pot and for the fire fetch more wood.
A good cook is always loved and that’s no lie.
There once was a troll name of Mel
who handled a sword fairly well
Went to Naxxramas one night
and got into a fight
and Mel fought really swell til he fell
Sing True Ironsong!
Now Shantow's a druid you see
who really *loves* being a tree!
When Toranda walked in
Shantow turned with a grin
and he showed her his acorns for free!
Sing True Ironsong!
There once was a wizard named Dee
Who liked to sing and sling spells don't you see?
She makes fun of friends
and comes to bad ends -
But when will she write more about me?
"She is a soothsayer. She’s a mystic. She is a witch doctor, able to see into people’s hearts and minds. She’s also touched by the elements." -Naomie Harris
There was a dead tailor named Evie
who picked up new friends by the bevy.
She made them all bags
with neat "Made By" tags
but dang if her pack wasn't heavy!
"She is a soothsayer. She’s a mystic. She is a witch doctor, able to see into people’s hearts and minds. She’s also touched by the elements." -Naomie Harris
De Witchdocta troll Shillatae
Was practicin' Voodoo one day
Tings was going real well
'til she cast de wrong spell
now she down in de barn eating hay
Sing True Ironsong!
A cute little Rogue name of Z
was quick with her knives, 1-2-3
She was first to attack
with a stab to the back
oop...she's dead again...poor little Z
Sing True Ironsong!
Now Dentik he knows how to heal
and hes great at preparin' a meal
and he's up to the task
when he sells you a flask

One lotus per flask...hey...that's a pretty good deal!
Sing True Ironsong!
Now priests can come in quite handy,
but none near as helpful as Thanny.

A zombie murloc he did pop,
with his staff's mighty chop.

Heals and pew pew for many!

“He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dead fray.”

Homer, The Iliad
Now Kosath he knows how to Dance
And he's quick on the move with a stance
when he readies his shield
our enemies yield
but at the beach party he didn't wear any pants.
Sing True Ironsong!

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