Happy Fun Rock
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Happy Fun Rock

It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Rock!

Yes, it's Happy Fun Rock,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 15 silver at participating merchants!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant females, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Rock.

Caution: Happy Fun Rock may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Rock contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Rock on stone floors.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Rock if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Rock begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Rock may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Rock should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the crafters of Happy Fun Rock of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Rock include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Rock has been shipped to our troops in Silithus and is
also being dropped on our enemies in the Alliance territories.

DO NOT TAUNT Happy Fun Rock

Happy Fun Rock comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Rock! Accept no substitutes![/b]




*Based on Happy Fun Ball of SNL fame
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